I know this is odd, but on the trip The Princess was constantly discussing the various smells she encountered in Great Britain. After awhile, I started writing down her olfactory observations. I am listing them in order of my favorites. A few of them are simply spot on!
- At Hard Rock Café in the bathroom:
It smells like bubble gum and vomit.
- In our London Flat:
The walls smell like farts. I am not saying you farted. The walls smell.
- In a Turkish Eatery in London:
It smells like Z in here. I am not sure what Z is. But it smells like Z.
- At a Welsh B and B:
What’s that smell? Chicken or something?
- At Chepstow Castle:
It smells like horse poo in here.
Trust me, there were a LOT more discussions of the smells of Britain, but I am only going to share the best! “